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Joke of the Day

"What happened with the wooden car with wooden wheels, wooden seats, and a wooden engine? It wooden go."

"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."

"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."

"tegrof reven 11/9"

"""I don't watch tv"" proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him anything because he won't come running anyhow."

"My 8yo knows exactly how many hours are left until Christmas but can't remember to flush the toilet."

"What do you call a person with short-term memory loss? I forget..."

"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"

"My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK."