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Joke of the Day
"Sedated, cheese-loving, Northern Ed Miliband... and Gromit."
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"How often do elements masturbate? Periodically"
"How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two... One to beat the the room for being black and the other to beat the switch for being broke."
"Gay people are not mean They're just fucking assholes."
"Sometimes I walk up to a plant and exhale carbon dioxide all over it. Did I save its life? Maybe. Am I a hero? That's for history to decide."
"I carry an epipen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."
"How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man? Because she's better at being a woman than most women are."
"Why did the man take a shower? He was a thief"
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"