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Joke of the Day
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."
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"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia? He was snowed in."
"Have you guys seen how expensive it is nowadays to fill your bicycle tires? Damn inflation..."
"The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?"""
"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."
"I got arrested for indecent exposure after my neighbour claimed he could see my penis. Maybe he should get a smaller postbox?"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? One of them starts a religion after it gets nailed."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"