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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."

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"Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii"
"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."