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Joke of the Day

"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"

"People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about."

"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."

"Why did the vampire pull out? He needed permission to come inside."

"Did you know that each condom has a serial number printed on it? I guess you have never had to roll it back that far."

"Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers? Because they have no soul"

"Why did man invent curling? To convince women sweeping was a sport."

"I used to hokey pokey But now I turned myself around"

"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"

"Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone? Its ok it was a lucky break"