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Joke of the Day
"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."
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"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."
"the grocery store guy left the eggplant out of the bag because he must have known i was gonna eat it on the drive home"
"Crap....all this time I thought I was listening to the Angel on my shoulder. Turns out the Devil on the other shoulder is just a hell of a ventriloquist."