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Joke of the Day
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
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"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"
"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"
"Why did God give the seagulls wings? To beat the French to the garbage"
"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I will hold your boobs up all day for half that?!"
"Do you like cats? Me too. But I can never finish one by myself"
"You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine"
"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."
"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."