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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"
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"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."
"How many ninjas does it take to... Where did that lightbulb come from?!"
"My doctor told me to avoid trans fats. I'm really gonna miss Tumblr."
"When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like ""I'm lactose intolerant."""
"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"
"I just called up the phone company and put em on hold. Every 5min I come on an tell them how important their business is to me. Please hold."
"My dick was once in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"
"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."