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Joke of the Day

"When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like ""I'm lactose intolerant."""

"Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield? There's too many ears"

"Let's count to 10.000"

"Only 350 more followers until I casually mention the benefits of Amway."

"I was running down a street and saw a bloke, I shouted ""Run quick, some lions have escaped from the zoo.""He said ""which way are they heading?"" I replied ""Well, I'm not chasing the fuckers."""

"Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife."

"Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should I practised all night!"

"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."

"Who's the loneliest Mexican Juan"

"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them."