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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"

"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."

"How many people wrote ""anti-oepidus"" 1 3/5"

"Rose: I'm so cold. Jack: Listen, Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and- fine, you can have my damn hoodie"

"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."

"Black History Month Bake Sale Vanilla Cupcakes: $1 Colored Cupcakes: 3/5th of $1"

"The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a ""Worst Trophy Shop"" trophy and then never pick it up."

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"Life without geometry... is pointless"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony beautiful sea !"