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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!"
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"Heinz have altered one of their spicier sauces. It's a remustard version."
"Only attractive people that get laid all the time troll people on the internet. Everybody knows that."
"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"
"[Enter a password] ""beansandsausage"" [Password must contain at least two capitals] ""limabeansandviennasausage"""
"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."
"U.S. vending machines to begin displaying calorie information to encourage smarter snack choices. Machines' reflective glass surface not doing the trick."
"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
"Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush."
"A man in the restroom today almost pissed on my pants from the next urinal over. I yelled at him and he said ""It's alright man. Wouldn't you rather be pissed off than pissed on?"""