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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me to avoid trans fats. I'm really gonna miss Tumblr."
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"Duct Tape is a lot like The Force It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together."
"What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise? Punishment."
"[pet therapy] THERAPIST: ok slow ME: *pets 2 dogs* T: just 1 M: *pets 3 dogs* T: Nurse, restrain him, he's M: *pets 4 dogs* T: roverdosing"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy? (whisper) HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY"
"Alcoholics don't run in my family... They stumble everywhere."
"I'm addicted to brake fluid But I can stop whenever I want"
"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"
"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."