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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years!"

"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."

"Change sentence to tense? Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, ""I killed a person"" . Student: The Future tense is ""You will go to a jail"""

"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"

"How is an American teen girl different from an ISIS teen girl. No differences. They both blow quite easily !"

"Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet."

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."

"What's the most popular red wine?? We want our land back!!"

"Having erectile dysfunction must be hard Oh wait... No, never mind."

"A crocodile goes to the doctor.. It turns out the crocodile was suffering from ereptile dysfunction."