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Joke of the Day
"My penis is so big if i laid it out on a keyboard It would reach from A to Z"
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"What's the difference between Bud Light and piss? The vortex bottle"
"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."
"What's the definition of Eternity? The time between when I come, and you go."
"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."
"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"
"What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up."
"Engineering joke At work today I told an engineer I liked the cool shapes in his design. ""Oh, it's not intentional,"" he responded. ""It's mostly in compression."""
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? -"