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Joke of the Day

"Engineering joke At work today I told an engineer I liked the cool shapes in his design. ""Oh, it's not intentional,"" he responded. ""It's mostly in compression."""

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list."

"Are we dangerous? ""Yes"" replied mother earth."

"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."

"Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask ""which country?"""

"Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy."

"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"For just 3 cents a day, all of my followers can help me quit my job..."

"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."