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Joke of the Day
"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."
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"What do you get when you suck all of the Botox out of Madonna? Betty White."
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
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"I can't even I feel the phrase ""I can't even"" is rather odd."
"I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with ""Hoof-arted"" written underneath*"
"Did you hear about the new housing being built where dwarves can live at no charge? It's called the ""Stayfree Mini Pad"""
"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis If a penis goes off in you mouth it goes limp. If a gun goes off in your mouth, you do."