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Joke of the Day

"I just ate raw chicken fingers And then I threw up gang signs."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cock full o' nuts."

"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"

"Did you ever think about ten years ago you'd be saying.. ""I really hope this is a chick I'm talking to""."

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts."

"I think the easiest way to get a woman to sleep with you is to have her in bed with you when she's very tired."

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."

"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"

"Santa's sack is huge, because... he only comes once a year!"