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Joke of the Day
"A man goes to heaven he says to God ""i've been dying to meet you."""
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"I've got writer's bl I've got writer'ssssss somethinnnn somethin Writer's blah blah blah blah I'm going to get coffee."
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"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."
"I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure."
"If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."
"What do you call a blind gynecologist? A pain in the ass"
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"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."
"I got my family banned from playing Family Feud today. The category was ""Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote"" and apparently ""ARE YOU READY KIDS?"" was not the right answer."