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Joke of the Day

"Her: Hey, what does this dress say to you? *Whirls Around* Me: I'm not in the mood to listen to your clothes right now, I'm drinking!!"

"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."

"Anxiety = waiting to see if the middle seat will stay unoccupied as people are boarding your flight."

"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"

"What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)"

"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Wheres my tractor?"

"Me: Both of our hamsters died and we just can't part with them Taxidermist: Would you like them mounted? Me: Um no, just holding hands"

"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? rubbertoe"

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"How to understand girls.... Loading..."