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Joke of the Day
"A guy wore a Hanukkah shirt to a Christmas party... He was in the Menorah Tee."
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"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
"My girlfriend was really excited about squishing a spider.. I told her she was turning into a cold blooded killer.."
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"
"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."
"10 bucks says when Dora grows up, she's gonna be a drug mule."
"A Japanese company upset Americans by selling clothes labeled Skinny, Fat and Jumbo. They have since changed them to Large, Extra Large and American."