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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
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"Justin Bieber breaks up with Selena Gomez... the same week Black Ops 2 comes out? Good call Justin."
"How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs? There are poodles everywhere!"
"""Thats a killer dirt bike you've got, man!"" *dirt bike holds a knife to your throat* Believe me...I know."
"Why did Adele cross the road To say hello from the other side"
"Legs spread faster than lies these days"
"I had a one-night-stand with a Bernie supporter. I know because I can feel the bern."
"Men and women CAN be just friends. But only if one of them is ugly."
"When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?"
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"