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Joke of the Day
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because he was pissed off."
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"There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl"
"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"
"How do you keep a blonde busy? I actually took this joke from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3nr339/how_do_you_keep_a_blonde_busy/)"
"What kind of degrees do slaves get in college? Their Master's."
"What do you feed a gay horse? haaaayyyyy!"
"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: ""I told you so."""
"I went to the movies yesterday, and I met the most insensitive homophobe there I mean, just the mere sight of me masturbating sent him off on a rant about ""morals"" and ""his children"" and ""security""."
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"