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Joke of the Day

"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"

"I'm not gaining weight. I'm losing wavelength"

"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"

"A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face"

"I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising."

"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"

"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"Single men everywhere strain to make one major change this new year... their bed sheets."

"Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? Because they needed to be ad-dressed! "

"I bet some of you would absolutely kill it in a race where you had to jump over obstacles while looking at your phone."