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Joke of the Day
"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"
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"""Wanna come to a party?"" ""Sure. I'd love to spend two whole hours standing around while people recommend TV shows to me I'll never watch."""
"What happens when you hit a Jewish guy? Hebrewses"
"My uncle was an unusual man. Prosthetic legs, real feet. This is Steve Wright's joke, not mine"
"Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file"
"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
"It doesn't matter how hard you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy cell phone, you'll still answer it."
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."