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Joke of the Day
"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"
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"Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they ""hate it""!! They are the real heroes."
"Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton? It always spoils the GoT."
"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""
"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"
"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"
"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."
"When people say things like ""You can't change the past"" I can't help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind."
"It's nice that the french finally grew some balls... ...and shot down a German plane but unfortunately the war ended 70 years ago."
"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"