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Joke of the Day
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
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"Apparently trapping people in an elevator overnight (even if you have marsh mellows) not a good way to make friends, people are so sensitive"
"Ops mom Wait... shit."
"""Luke, I have no idea who your father is."" #AlternateUniverseFilms"
"Why do the French not pronounce ""h"" at the beginning of words? *with a French accent* Because they hate it."
"Sorry I referred to your baby shower as a gift extortion party."
"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"How many angels can a pinhead dance on? To hold up their pants."
"""I'm gonna make a cool new social media site for college kids, but only for a few years. Then it'll be a mom scrapbook"" ~ Mark Zuckerberg"