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Joke of the Day
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
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"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"
"A student is the only one in the school who can take retests... They say he is remarkable."
"Free Pussy Riot!"
"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."
"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."
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