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Joke of the Day
"How do you react when looking in the mirror? You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar."
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"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."
"Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two"
"What's the difference between snowman and snow woman? Snowballs."
"North America Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."
"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."
"What's everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?"
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized men? Because they're 10% off."
"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."
"Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"