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Joke of the Day

"""Wanna come to a party?"" ""Sure. I'd love to spend two whole hours standing around while people recommend TV shows to me I'll never watch."""

"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""

"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."

"Guerrilla Glue It only works when you don't look at it."

"I wish i was ugly for just one single day.. Because being ugly everyday just sucks!"

"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand... A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."

"Why are black people so bad at walking up stairs? Cause niggas be trippin"

"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"