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Joke of the Day

"Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address."

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."

"If I see you wearing those toe shoes, I will call the police and give them your description every time a crime is reported on the news."

"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."

"[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders"

"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"

"What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh"

"I heard dhiarrea is hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."