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Joke of the Day

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'"

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."

"When the priest says ""Body of Christ"" I say ""Thanks, I've been working out."" Then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat."

"Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me You are a God!"

"Last night, I got in touch with my inner self... That's the last time buying cheap toilet paper."

"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks"

"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."

"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."