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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."
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"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
"Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat."
"I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I'd love to be the bear of bad news. ""The bad news is, you're gonna need stitches. RAWR!"""
"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
"It should cost $87 to leave someone a voicemail."
"I can just about tolerate pens... ...but I have to say I draw a line with pencils."
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."