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Joke of the Day

"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."

"What do you call two Canadians buy coffee? Double double doubles"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to."

"British police don't carry guns. So what exactly do they do then? Yell ""STOP... OR I'LL SAY STOP AGAIN!"""

"Dude, relax. Nothing wrong with a little experimenting. You're making a brokeback mountain out of a brokeback molehill."

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. There's a mile between each 's'."

"Welcome to drugs club, Todd. I can't believe someone actually answered the ad. You're under arrest."

"Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite."

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."