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"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"
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"What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!"
"A and C were going to prank their friend... ...but they just letter B"
"So today I found out I have Alzheimer's disease... But on the bright side, at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease."
"Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals."
"Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom? Defendant: no Lawyer: spell ""ICUP"" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one. They hold the bulb and expect the world to revolve around them. Edit: missed the y in they Thanks u/HapaHeather"
"Theirye're, problem solved."
"What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand? not enough sand."
"Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) ""So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?"" (DAMMIT!)"