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Joke of the Day

"[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders"

"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"

"What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !"

"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"

"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"

"What do you get when you cross a zebra with a flamingo? Some weeeeeeeird shit, man."

"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."

"WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN? TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY."

"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."

"So I attempted to set my new password to p3n1s... It told me that my password wasn't long enough."