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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bass player without a GF? Homeless."
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"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."
"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""
"What do you call a small dog that can store food? Pupperware"
"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"
"I'll be coming into some money When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill"
"Apparently ""some assembly required"" is IKEA for ""here's a beech tree and some nails."""
"/r/Jokes won't get this an actual funny joke"
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"I like my coffee like I like my women. With out a penis."