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Joke of the Day
"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? An automobile"
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"What do pedophiles and McDonalds have in common? They are both bad for kids, but *I'm lovin it!*"
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"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"
"What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles? Philippe Philoppe"
"A computer game character walks into a bar... I should really turn no-clip off."
"What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? You need to examine my butt soon."
"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."
"A Classic Joke for all ages! Knock Knock."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face. A joke from a 3 year old who thought it was hilarious, but probably didn't understand it."