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"I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life."
"Matthew McConaughey's acting secret is that he always just came"
"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."
"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """
"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"
"For 10 years I believed my best friend was a mute, but it turns out that someone has just drawn a boy in the corner of my glasses."
"Calm down with that charm bracelet, lady. Every time you move your hand I look around for Santa's sleigh."
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel."