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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen? - Snowballs :)"
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"Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box..."
"Instead of laughing my ass off, I'm going to start laughing my stomach off. I'd rather lose that."
"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I'm driving"
"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."
"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."
"What do you call a family of Jewish robots? The Cybergs"
"My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!"
"whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work"
"What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife? A midwife crisis."