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Joke of the Day
"What did the 40 yr old bassoonist tell the proctologist? You need to examine my butt soon."
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"A Scotsman, an Essex girl and an alien walk into a bar... The landlord looks up and says, ""What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"Money can buy happiness. Give me 100 million dollars and I'll prove it to you."
"I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did."
"Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws."
"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."
"The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father."
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."