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Joke of the Day
"It's nice to feel wanted. Even if it's by the FBI."
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"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"
"Two snakes meet in the jungle... Two snakes meet in the jungle. One asks the other: ""Are we poisonous?? "" The other says: ""Why do you ask?"" The first replys: ""I just bit my tongue..."""
"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."
"Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial? ""If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."""
"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"
"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."
"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."
"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."
"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"