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Joke of the Day

"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"

"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."

"Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"It might be a sign you have a drinking problem when the cashier at the liquor store asks if you own a bar."

"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"Dear parents of college students on Spring Break, Congrats!!! Many of you are about to be grandparents!!!"

"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."