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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick O'Shea"
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"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?"
"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"
"Did you hear about the war between the blondes and the brunettes? The blondes were throwing hand grenades, and the brunettes were pulling the pins and throwing them back."
"What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring."
"I bet Columbus was super pissed when he rolled up in the Santa Maria only to find Dora had already explored America."
"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt, turns to camera* ""If only there was a better way"""
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"