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Joke of the Day

"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."

"I'm so glad you don't give a crap, because that would be a disgusting gift."

"Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?"

"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"

"A frog parked his car in the handicapped spot. It got toad."

"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."

"I don't drink & drive I pull over."

"A Pirate walks into a Bar A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender says ""what's that on your belt buckle?"" Pirate says ""Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"""

"Instead of going to college, just read a pile of books and barely do your laundry. Same thing."

"How do dog catchers get paid? By the Pound!"