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Joke of the Day
"Where does a prostitute go to rat out her pimp? To a hoe-tell."
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"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"If we can afford to have armed guard for our money at the banks, surely we can afford to have armed guards for our kids at schools. Where are your priorities people?"
"If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang"
"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""
"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises. The librarian said ""I don't think its in yet"". I said ""Yes that's the one""."
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
"If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw!"
"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."