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Joke of the Day

"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."

"The job hunt is going great I just spent 45 minutes applying online for a position at a company called ""Commercial Space Available."""

"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"

"Funniest joke I've ever heard. women's rights."

"People say that I'm skeptical but I don't believe them."

"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."

"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."

"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"Happy and Sad An old man says to his wife, ""Honey, there is no possible way to feel both happiness and sadness at the same time."" The wife says, ""Out of all your brothers, you have the biggest dick."""