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Joke of the Day
"I heard they put a supermarket behind Bilbo's hobbit hole... Unexpected item in baggins area."
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"So, Lieutenant Dan walks into a bar..."
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"Two wind turbines are having a paddle 1: What's your thoughts on renewable energy? 2: I'm a big fan."
"Last night, my sexy Japanese friend asked me out for dinner. ""Hey, you wanna go for sushi? It's on me."" It's funny 'cause I paid the bill."
"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."
"Just had a panic attack thinking how little time I've practiced picking up stuff with my toes in the event I ever lose my arms."