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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself."

"How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe"

"I wish there was something called the pizza/enchilada/beer diet where you lost weight. Cause I'm on it and that's not what's happening."

"Smiling is disencoursged in my country. It isn't illegal but it is frowned upon."

"I spent 10 minutes comparing minivans with another dad in case you wondered what it's like to be dead inside."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, will you look at that, it's a tie!"

"What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record."

"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"