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Joke of the Day

"The scariest moment in any man's life is when his wife stops talking and it's his turn to say something in a conversation he's been ignoring"

"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."

"How many calories do you get from eating pussy? It depends on which way she wipes her ass."

"It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins"

"I started a project to hire people with depression on my dairy farm... if there's one thing they're good at its milking it."

"There are 3 types of woman [reddit!](http://data1.whicdn.com/images/55422337/large.png)"

"So, the Muslim word for sin is haram... ... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae? I'll see myself out."

"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."

"Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth? A: Einstein's dick."

"what do they call a hot looking girl who will love you and stay devoted to you forever? let me know once you find one"