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Joke of the Day
"Hot singles in my area have heard about me and are moving to other areas"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer"
"*tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion"
"I don't trust this Obama guy... I think he lies a lot. First he says he's 52, and then the next year he's 53. Which one is it?"
"If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice. At night the Asians will come and fix it for you."
"Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon? Because he was dead!"
"Teach a man to Google how to fish and he'll wind up looking at fish porn for the rest of his life."
"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"
"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre..."