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Joke of the Day

"One Wish If I was a governor the first thing I'd do, is make having a family garden an excessive tax write-off: and I'd have the most beautiful state ever."

"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"What do you call Keanu Reeves when he served under Hitler? A Neo Nazi."

"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."

"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."

"What's the difference between pizza and your opinion? I asked for pizza."

"Johnny was a chemists son.... Johnny was a chemist's son, But Johnny is no more, What Johnny thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"

"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."