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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for a couple of centuries, it'll grow a culture."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet."

"What do you call a conversation at a proctologist meeting? Butt-Talks"

"I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha......."

"I just picked a Chapstick up from my bedside table, spent 30 seconds trying to get the lid off with my teeth, then realized it was a battery"

"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."

"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."

"You know why the undertaker was fired? He made a grave mistake."

"What's a sucker's favorite drink? Punch"

"You know what a satisfied woman sounds like? I didn't think so."