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Joke of the Day

"I will never forget the last thing my grandma said to me right before she died on her death bed in the hospital? Dont pull tha......."

"Did you hear about the Lepers hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"How do jockeys stay on their horses? Jockey straps."

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."

"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"

"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"

"If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck do they call it stolen mallard?"

"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."

"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."

"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."